my home is just like yours right?
i hope my home is just like yours!
i want a home like yours.
i’m not a rabble rousing radical—
i just want a home that looks
exactly like yours.
god i just want walls exactly like yours.
i saw that gray you had on your walls last month
so i went to the hardware store
and i tried to get the same gray
i didn’t have a sample to match it to
but i explained that i needed walls exactly like yours
and after a few hours i bought twenty cans of gray
(exactly like yours)
(twenty cans so i never run out)
and i put three coats on every wall
so it’s perfectly smooth and gray
just like yours.
i remembered how shiny your toilet was
god it must feel great to piss in such a shiny toilet
after seeing yours i couldn’t stand to look at my own toilet anymore
so last weekend i took a hammer and fucking smashed the shit out of my dull ass toilet
and i haven’t found one as shiny as yours
but i’ve been looking
and i’ve been pissing in a bucket for a few days
and the smell is beginning to overpower the bleach and the pot pourri
so i hope i find a new shiny toilet soon